Okay she looks so great. Her legs are purrfectly curved, not too skinny and no extra fat or grizzle. Her behind nice and tight, and a firm Wrangler rodeo girl butt. Her tummy as flat as the runway of CokeVille AyrePort, her hair blonde, in a spiral perm her nose so small, no bumps and her breasts a purrfect A-cup. Her toes are so small they look like candy, her toe nails are fresh from a pedicure she's wearing black back seamed hose and there is no prickly hairs on her legs hey are as smooth the flat top of the U.S.S. Enterprise, this is the purrfect lady, so now that you have her at home YOUR home what are you going to do with her? Is her beauty such that you dare not touch for fear of defiling that tremendous beauty? Do you now just sit there and stare? Imagine if you had 9 of them, on a farm out in Missouri and everything you did was going to be captured on TV? Imagine if one of those 9 was one you were going to choose for a wife, for lyfe. Hykes!! Now what? This is not so much a stretch of the imagination. The scenario takes place each Wednesday on the CW(The former WB) Network. Young Farmer Matt, (sounds like MR.Green Jeans, don't it?) Has to choose from 9 city type super hotties to be his other half. Now Pocatello is not as small as the town that is portrayed on Farmer wants a Wife, but imagine if 10 super hot gals in their 45 to say 55 something years of life were brought to Pocatello Idaho to compete for not only $250,000.00 worth of a cash prize but too to gain the attention of a long hauling Over the Road Trucker? Imagine this, but this too is not so much of a stretch as this fall Southern Steele Media will be doing casting calls from all over the Intermountain West area to find 10 contestants to bring to Pocatello(American-Falls) to go through trials and contests to see which one would make for a true truckers wife. The show will be seen in 2010 on CMT as well as on HCKTV Network, debuting this fall on both Dish and DirecTv, Satellite. But as great as all this is just what would one of us log haul gear jammers do if we did have a Super SeatCover in the right seat? Be watching this Friday on Dixie Diesel TV on Ch-12 Pocatello Idaho to find out.
So as I was sitting there at the planning meeting for Trucker Needs A Wife, for HCKTV and all I got to thinking of all the times that I have had the outside of the purrfect woman, yet found out that her arm pits, and other pits smelled at tymez foul too. Not only that when they are super hot and they all know they are they get really moody, and xpect big money gifts and thrills. No McDonalds for them its Red Lion food for them. But this new series should be a real hoot, to produce. Talk at ya'll Tuesday. For those keeping track of things, called BridgeMaxx at 07:30 preve morning and told them get this critter running right or come get your antenna. Guess some time this week they coming for the antenna. All of which means I done came to the en of my road in Eastern Idaho so me going to start looking for housing in or near Burley/Heyburn in June. More L8R Haulers.
Keep it tween the Ditches
Live Long and Prosper.
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